I know the days of Mad Men are over, but I still really wish I could have a pretty secretary to exchange casual pleasantries with homoerotic overtones. “Ms. Nicetitts, take a memo. I shall require some cannabis, a copy of The Mighty Ducks Two and you. Also, if you could move my nine o’clock to seven that would be great.” I think BonerParty might have just found a new receptionist.
Pro-hugging students say it is not a romantic or sexual gesture, simply the “hello” of their generation. “We like to get cozy,” said Katie Dea, an eighth grader at Claire Lilienthal Alternative School in San Francisco. “The high-five is, like, boring.”
The 1986 sci fi adventure, Flight of the Navigator, is set for a remake!
The film, which will be penned by Wild Hogs and Arrested Development alum Brad Copeland, tells the story of a 12-year-old boy who is abducted by an alien spacecraft and reappears eight years later not phased by time and with no memory of what happened. When NASA scientists discovers the spacecraft and the boy's origins, they try to exploit him. All the while, he attempts to escape and reunite with his family.
HOLY SHIT! I'M SO EXCITED!!
