I know the days of Mad Men are over, but I still really wish I could have a pretty secretary to exchange casual pleasantries with homoerotic overtones. “Ms. Nicetitts, take a memo. I shall require some cannabis, a copy of The Mighty Ducks Two and you. Also, if you could move my nine o’clock to seven that would be great.” I think BonerParty might have just found a new receptionist.
Congrats to the hottest receptionist I know (other than myself) on making it to BONER PARTY!!!
I'd like to thank my Victoria's Secret bra, I couldn't have done it without you. And Jake, for believing in my boner inducing abilities. And last, but not least, I'd like to thank God for giving me "nicetitts".
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