Wet Hot American Summer

“EXCUSE ME, LADIES. YOU MAY REMEMBER ME AS THE GUY WHO CAME TO DINNER A FEW WEEKS AGO WITH UNDERWEAR ON MY HEAD. MY NAME IS KEITH STAT FROM MILLBURN, NEW JERSEY. STATE BIRD, THE MOSQUITO. AND AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, I AM RECENTLY A CROWNED CLASS B DUNGEON MASTER. SO IF ANY OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PLAY D&D TODAY, PLEASE SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.”